Chocolate is king
Client: Put a billboard up on Mars.
Me: I don't think you'll get much response.
Client: Do it anyway. We're paying you to do what we tell you to do.
Me: (Puts billboard up on Mars)
Client: We aren't getting any response.
Me: (Wants to move to Mars to get away from the client) Well, it's on Mars, so...
Q: Do I have to be a current client of ______________?
A: Not at all. Everyone is welcome to enter the contest.
Q: I'm not from the Bismarck-Mandan area. Can I still enter?
A: Yes, you don't have to be from Bismarck or Mandan to enter this contest.