Why it's good for you to clean toilets.

Being someone of no reputation.

What keeps you up at night?

Not every day.

Revisited: The undeniable facts about the safety of Diet Coke.

The Bread of Life

The Christian blogosphere, course corrections, and pink tractors.

All our little gods.

I used to, but not so much now.

Fading into the background, with peanut butter.

Lives of quiet desperation during tax season.

There Are Dinosaurs in the Fields

The death, the intermission, and the copywriter.