A Book Review, Written As If By An Amazon Customer

It smelled like balsamic vinegar.

I found this book on the musty shelves of my grandparent’s basement library, next to the collection of 90 consecutive years of National Geographic magazines. Seemed like Eden to me.

I was expecting great things with this book because of the proliferation of five star reviews. I’d heard about it from friends, and so decided I would check it out.

The book …