An Open Letter To Technology

Thank you for wreaking havoc, etc.

With 1’s and 0’s, you’ve wreaked havoc.

According to my ledger, wherein I’ve kept a fairly accurate record of my dealings with you, I’ve discovered abuses such have rarely been seen. By my calculations, you’ve caused me to not read 62 books, regretfully not write 89 letters which were logically never sent nor received by potential people, get involved w…