This is why people hate politics.

The swamp is captive to trickle-down theory, too.

Smokey is honest, could do a good job, and would never look down on you.

I have a thing for the underdog, which is good, as that may be my next vote.¹

Picture the scene: A noisy MAGA crowd, tired of business-as-usual, clutching booklet copies of the Constitution in their calloused hands, crashing evening cocktails with slick Mitt Romney and his binders f…