But Lord, surely he stinketh.

John 11:39, more or less.

“The men’s locker room reeks,” my friend told me as we were leaving the gym.

Every visit to the gym—yes, every—ends this way, with information on the men’s locker room. Apparently the guys like to walk around naked and dripping wet from the showers and saunas. The floor is always a puddle, making it difficult to change shoes without getting your socks we…