At the precipice of not-English.

When the language dies in front of you.

“Nobody puts Baby in the corner.” — Johnny Castle

For years I’ve been growing more confused as I watch television.

Maybe that’s good; the way things are headed, today’s television programming probably shouldn’t make sense.

For starters, I don’t recognize the “famous” people in the ads.

“Drink this or wear this. Eat this sandwich based on my stiffly awkward…