"For starters, I don’t recognize the 'famous' people in the ads."

Wait 'til you get to be my age, looooong wait though it will be. I saw the caption under the photo at the top of this post, and had no idea who Johnny Castle might be, nor why he would have strong opinions about the putting of Baby into a corner. First impulse, having been born in 1954: ask. Then I remember that it's the 21st century, and that you younger people get annoyed by being asked about things that can be discovered online. So, I duck, duck, and go, and ... not advised. The first page of results informs me that "Johnny Castle" is the, uhhhh, professional name of a male "actor" in many pornographic films. Could've called up another page of results, but ... just as a scantily-clad Paris Hilton didn't make you want a burger, neither did those DDG search results make me want to look further.

Pretty sure you were quoting a different Johnny Castle, so it's back to the old-geezer first option for me: ask. Who's Johnny Castle?

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